Shakespeare, Twitter and text writing

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I read a great Twitter tip the other day, suggesting that the ideal length of a tweet should be 100 to 120 characters, not the usual 140 characters. That way, if your tweet is forwarded to someone else, there’s room for other information.

It also got me to thinking. Out of necessity, our thoughts are now reduced to a single tweet or text message. It’s more of a challenge than ever before to be concise and meaningful. But being more concise could be interesting for writers prone to long soliloquies such as William Shakespeare and Mark Twain. Can you imagine what Shakespeare would have done if text messages had been around in his day? Here’s an example from A Midsummer Night’s Dream:

Oberon to Puck: Much confusion among 4 people in Athens forest. DO SOMETHING.

Puck to Oberon: Will zap one youth with magic flower. How is the queen?

I think smartphones and texts would have come in handy for both Oberon and Puck. They could have had quicker communication through texts, sent images so that Puck would have gotten the right youth with the magic flower the first time, taken a video of Titania falling in love with a donkey (I wonder…is this Shakespeare’s way of saying that love makes donkeys of us all?) and posted the video on YouTube. The possibilities are mind-boggling.

Shakespeare’s been performed in many traditional and modern ways, but it could make for a funny movie if someone did a Shakespeare comedy where some characters texted one another. Hollywood, are you listening? 


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4 responses to “Shakespeare, Twitter and text writing

  1. Could seriously change some things:

    Juliet to Romeo: Yo, R. Where U, dawg?
    Juliet to Romeo: Rose by othr name b swt 2.

    Friar Laurence to Romeo: J.’s death b fake. Chill.

  2. Came across a New Yorker text conversation between Romeo and Juliet, which the freshies are studying. Maybe I’ll brush it off and see what they think. Yeah, let’s get Hamlet Twitterpated:
    H: 2b or not 2b
    Ophelia: going down to the pond. Wanna come?
    H: doubt not the stars
    O: forget the stars, let’s go swimming


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